What movies have not aged well?

-J W Pepper

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

How do I stop my 12-year-old daughter from crying herself to sleep? I have punished her and she still does it.

You Only Live Twice

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What are some ways to cope with paranoid thoughts about being gangstalked or targeted individuals?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-”Ah so!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What are examples of real life forced feminization?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Dr No

Why do I randomly start sweating a lot in public (while waiting in line, in a new class, etc.) then start sweating more because I’m embarrassed that I’m sweating so much? Is this social anxiety?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Live and Let Die

Why did my bipolar girlfriend split up with me?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Moonraker

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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Goldfinger

Octopussy

Diamonds Are Forever

Riddle: How do budget cuts, DEI hires, and empty reservoirs, turn the bluest, most Democrat city Red?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What happens if someone fills up their car at the pump but leaves without paying? How is this situation typically handled?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

From Russia With Love

What are some reasons why some men choose to live alone instead of getting married?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

A View to a Kill

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Can a twin flame runner be happy in a karmic relationship?